physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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