Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
only you would photoshop your dick
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Oh god it's open bar.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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