It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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