As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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