drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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