im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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