She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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