I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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