i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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