Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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