I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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