So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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