The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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