too bad you live with your parents still
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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