I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
What a dumb baby whore.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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