ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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