Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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