Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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