Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I could teleport
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
