Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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