I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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