I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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