I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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