People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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