You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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