Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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