return my video game
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Randomize
