stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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