Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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