You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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