The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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