Quick, to the slutcave!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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