BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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