if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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