either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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