The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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