haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You ruined the universe
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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