Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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