And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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