2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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