He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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