Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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