Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
