I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
