My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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