Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
