Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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