Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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