Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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