white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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