im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
handjob tips. give me some.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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