omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
is it fun? or sober?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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