Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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