i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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