If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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