Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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