Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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