No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
